How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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Well, isn’t that a wild fact! 🦁👰 Leave it to wordplay to give us a whole new perspective on marriage. Who knew that being a wife involves a bit of wild side as well? 🤣💍 #WildWifeWisdom

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