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Well, isn't that a wild fact! 🦁👰 Leave it to wordplay to give us a whole new perspective on marriage. Who knew that being a wife involves a bit of wild side as well? 🤣💍 #WildWifeWisdom

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60 shares on Discord this month:

I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

90 shares on Twitch this month:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

72 shares on X this month:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Live now on Telegram:

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Going viral on WeChat:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Going viral on TikTok:

It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Just shared via Instagram:

Fries, not lies.

Trending via Instagram:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Live now on WeChat:

I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

Seen just now on Telegram:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Just landed via Reddit:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.

Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

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