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  • When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.
  • Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.
  • Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!
  • Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
  • Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.
  • I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.