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17 Funny gain quotes

Funny gain quotes are the perfect way to celebrate progress with a smile 😄💪 Whether you’re crushing fitness goals or leveling up in life, a little humor goes a long way! 😂 From witty takes on muscle gains to clever twists on self-improvement, these quotes keep motivation light and laughter loud. Ready to flex those funny bones while chasing gains? Let’s dive into the funniest, most relatable sayings that make every step forward a joy! 🎉🏋️‍♂️

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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