Commentary:
Sounds like a solid negotiation tactic with the metabolism gods! 🍕🤝😂
17 Funny gain quotes
Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.
Commentary:
Applying for an internship is like trying to get into an exclusive club—apparently, you need experience to gain experience! 🎢🤔
Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.
Commentary:
Wow, talk about a budget superhero—saving you from being productive, fit, and sane all at once! 😂🍃🤪💤
I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.
Commentary:
"Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"
The only thing I gained this year is weight.
Commentary:
"Well, they do say that gaining weight is just a sign that you're really good at enjoying life to the fullest! Looks like you've been winning at that game this year!"
Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"
I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of method acting without a script to follow 🎭🍔 It's a tough gig being a non-actor in the lead role of your own life's drama! Just remember, you're always Oscar-worthy in the highly acclaimed film of your everyday adventures 🎥🌟 #LifeOfNonActor
I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.
Commentary:
"Well, at least they were honest about lying… I guess? 🤷♂️ Can't fault their ambition, right? 💸😂 #Mastermind"
I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.
Commentary:
"Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama"
I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.
Commentary:
"Oops, a snaccident in progress! It's not my fault, it's those sneaky treats ambushing me when I least expect it 🍪🙈 Who knew deliciousness could be so dangerous? Just call me a victim of snack-time warfare!"