Funny role quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

  Commentary:
  When multitasking becomes a superpower, but nobody gets the cape. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️💸

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

  Commentary:
  "Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

  Commentary:
  "From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

  Commentary:
  "Adulting level 9000: Teaching mom how to use emojis without sending a spaceship to Mars! 🚀😂 #RoleReversal #ParentingTheParents"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

  Commentary:
  "When the family slacker is also their star performer! 🐑🎭 #BlackSheepGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

  Commentary:
  "Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggles of method acting without a script to follow 🎭🍔 It's a tough gig being a non-actor in the lead role of your own life's drama! Just remember, you're always Oscar-worthy in the highly acclaimed film of your everyday adventures 🎥🌟 #LifeOfNonActor

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggles of method acting without even being an actor! 🤷‍♂️🍔 Maybe stick to the method of eating a salad instead next time? Just a thought! 😂 #DietaryDrama"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to family gatherings, I'm like the elusive cousin who's practically a myth now 🤷‍♂️ Maybe my invitation got lost in the mail? Or perhaps I just bring too much excitement to the party that they can't handle? Who knows! 🎉💁‍♂️ #LifeOfTheMissingRelative"

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