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  • Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.
  • Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident.
  • In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.
  • Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.
  • I can’t work under these festive conditions.
  • I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.