I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? πΈπ #FashionistaFinance" Related funny posts π€ Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good. Got an email from my bank saying βis your 401k enough to retire onβ and itβs like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.