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  • There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.
  • I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.
  • Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.
  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.
  • Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!