Commentary:
You might say the 'b' in 'subtle' is a *silent partner* 🤫😂
23 Funny letter quotes
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
Commentary:
"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.
Commentary:
Trying to explain English pronunciation is like trying to un-mix a smoothie…🍹🤔🍌
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
Commentary:
Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
Commentary:
Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.
Commentary:
Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃♂️👟😂
Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.
Commentary:
Fifty shades of e-musement right there! 😂🎨👀
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.
Commentary:
Trying to adult while still needing a calculator for basic math and singing the ABCs like it's a concert tour 🎤🧮🎶
I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?
Commentary:
I guess the "Ger of the Tiger" just wasn't as catchy! 🐯🤔🎶