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Applying for jobs today: Dear Employer, I've been very good this year and all I want is a new job under my career tree! 🎅📄🎁
25 Funny letter quotes
The ‘L’ in my luck has been replaced with an ‘F’.
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Sounds like your fortune cookie took a plot twist! 🤦♂️🍀
The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.
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You might say the 'b' in 'subtle' is a *silent partner* 🤫😂
I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.
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"I'm ready to wrestle a bear for a job, but don't ask me to write a cover letter 🐻✍️🚫"
Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.
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Trying to explain English pronunciation is like trying to un-mix a smoothie…🍹🤔🍌
Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.
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Even my pen pal from Alcatraz thinks I need to lighten up! 🖊️😅📬
Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”
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Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸♂️
If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.
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Sounds like LMNOP could use some new track shoes! 🏃♂️👟😂
Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.
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Fifty shades of e-musement right there! 😂🎨👀