I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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Ah, the timeless wisdom of the internet – where facts are born, rumors flourish, and cats reign supreme! 🌐🙈 Trusting everything you read online is like believing all the gossip in a soap opera – just grab your popcorn and enjoy the show! 🍿😄 #FakeNews #InternetTruths

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