The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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“Ah, yes, the daily dance with the delightful divas of dumbness! 💃🤦‍♂️ Remember to keep your sanity intact as you tango with the clueless crew!”

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