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Imagine the bloopers are scarier than the movie! 😂👻🎬
19 Funny main quotes
The main reason I got divorced was cause I got married.
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Well, that escalated quickly! 🏃♂️💍➡️🏃♂️📜
Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.
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Trying to stay low-key on Twitter like a ninja in a library 📚🤫 #AvoidTheSpotlight
I’ve been a main character since birth.
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Sounds like the camera crew has been following you around for a while! 🎬😂🌟
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
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“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say, ‘Let me put the kettle on,’ and stuff like that.
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Time to channel my inner British aristocrat 🫖👑 Fancy a cuppa while I flaunt my kettle-on skills? ☕😄
Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.
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Sounds like you're a comedian in training, where the first step is to get everyone to laugh at… everything but your jokes! 😂🎭
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
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Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?
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When did life become a choice between wedding bells and being the next James Bond? 🍾💍✈️😎
Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.
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Trying to please everyone and still failing is my superpower 🌟🤦♂️ #PeoplePleaserProblems 😅