19 funny idiots quotes - Wordgag

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

May 30, 2026

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

May 28, 2026

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

May 27, 2026

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

May 27, 2026

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

May 27, 2026

I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

May 27, 2026

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

May 27, 2026

The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

May 26, 2026

Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

May 25, 2026

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

May 25, 2026

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

May 24, 2026

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

May 23, 2026

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

May 22, 2026

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

May 22, 2026

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

May 21, 2026

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

May 21, 2026

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

May 20, 2026

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

May 20, 2026

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

May 19, 2026