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Scrolling past drama like a pro 🧘♂️🖱️✨ No time for keyboard warriors here!
43 Funny idiot quotes
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.
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Trying to change an idiot's mind is like trying to teach a cat to bark! 🐱🙉
Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?
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Sounds like a full-time job with no benefits! 😂🤦♀️ #OverworkedAndUnderpaid
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.
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Looks like the drink just enhanced your inner superhero powers of idiocy! 🍸🦸♂️🙃
I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.
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Loyalty so strong, I even wait in line patiently at an empty coffee shop 😂☕️❤️
I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.
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All dressed up with nowhere to go, just chilling with my fancy couch outfit! 🛋️😎🤷♂️
Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.
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When life gives you questions, just remember: some folks are serving answers à la carte! 🤔🙄🍽️
I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.
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"Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"
Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?
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"Do clouds ever look down on us and say, 'This one is shaping up to be a real drizzle!'? ☁️😆💦"