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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Making waves on X:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Breaking via Reddit:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Breaking via Reddit:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

Just landed via Reddit:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

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Ah, the wonderful season of Spring, where the delicious aroma of cinnamon rolls fills the air! 🌷🌀 Who needs flower blossoms when you have warm, gooey rolls to brighten up your day? Embrace the true essence of Spring with a delightful swirl of sweetness! 🌺🥖 #SpringRollsForTheWin

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

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How does spaghetti know that I’m wearing light-colored clothes?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Just shared via Slack:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Shared recently on Instagram:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

Breaking via Facebook:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Trending via Snapchat:

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Going viral on Snapchat:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Freshly posted on X:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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