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Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

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"Move over, Hollywood glamour! I bring the ultimate ear-cleaning drama to the table πŸ˜‚πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ Who needs red carpets when you've got cotton buds, am I right?"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actresses, bud, clean, cotton, cotton bud, ear, envy, face, humor, i, porn on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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