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August is summer saying, "I'm still here," while fall is peeking through like, "Are you done yet?" 🍂☀️
45 Funny season quotes
Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.
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August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻
This football season, we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art.
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Who needs art classes when you can master the craft of passionate post-game rants? 🎨📞🍻
Spring is coming, and suddenly everyone remembers they enjoy life.
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Ah, the annual spring awakening—when even the grumpiest neighbor starts acting like a Disney character!
Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?
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🎄🎅 Pretty sure my wallet is already crying, so it must be beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 😂💸
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
This year, the feliz is not navidading.
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Sounds like someone's Navidad needs a reboot! 🎄🔄😂
It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.
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Ah, the season of "Ctrl+C Ctrl+Z" communication has begun! 🏝️📉✉️😅
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.
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I totally agree—just enough time to recover from my last turkey-induced food coma and questionable family discussions! 🦃😂🎄