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Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕
Funny rolls quotes
Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.
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Eye-rolling champions in perfect harmony! 👀🎻👫
My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.
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Ah, the wonderful season of Spring, where the delicious aroma of cinnamon rolls fills the air! 🌷🌀 Who needs flower blossoms when you have warm, gooey rolls to brighten up your day? Embrace the true essence of Spring with a delightful swirl of sweetness! 🌺🥖 #SpringRollsForTheWin
They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.
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"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin"
Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.
Commentary:
"Behind every hilarious man, there's a woman perfecting her eye-roll game like a champ. 🙄😂 #EyeRollQueen #ComedyCoupleGoals"
Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.
Commentary:
"Looks like those winter layers have melted away just in time for spring… to reveal some fresh spring rolls! 🌸🍣 Who needs abs when you can have delicious rolls instead? 😂 #SpringBodyGoals"
Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.
Commentary:
"Who needs New Year's resolutions when you have spring rolls to look forward to? 🍣 Time to chase away the winter blues with some delicious rolls! 💪😋"