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  • I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.
  • I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.
  • I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.
  • I would like to see the USA go metric before I die, just so I can enjoy the outrage that would follow.
  • Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.
  • Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.