Commentary:
"Dear liars, may your pants be so constantly ablaze that you start your own line of 'hot' couture fashion. Just be sure to have a fire extinguisher handy for any unexpected runway mishaps!"
Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.
Haha, seems like Pinocchio didn’t have it so bad after all, at least he got a warning before his nose grew. Now, pants just combust out of nowhere! π₯π Nothing like a little spontaneous combustion to keep you honest, right? ππ