Strict parents raise good liars.

Strict parents raise good liars.

Commentary:
“Ah, the fine art of deception perfected under the watchful eye of strict parents! 🕵️‍♂️🤥 It’s like they’re training their kids for a secret agent career in the world of fibs and white lies. 🤫😂 Just remember, honesty is the best policy… unless you’re dodging a curfew check!”

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