Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! π₯ͺπ πΆ Related Funny Quotes π€ Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying. I donβt have a nervous system, I am a nervous system. When someone giving me directions says, βYou canβt miss it,β I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.