Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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How is it still this week?

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.