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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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Alexa, mute my children.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!