Commentary:
When in doubt, at least my inner compass keeps me spinning in style! 🧭🔄😄
32 Funny inner quotes
Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.
Commentary:
Testing: The newest frontier in thigh acoustics! 🎶🦵😂
Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.
Commentary:
That's one way to twist your way to the top of the bad posture league! 🥨🪑😅
Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.
Commentary:
Spooking my way through life: fabulous but forever needing a ghostly GPS! 👻✨🌲
Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?
Commentary:
Sounds like a full-time job with no benefits! 😂🤦♀️ #OverworkedAndUnderpaid
The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.
Commentary:
Sounds like our inner children need a lesson on cover-your-mouth-before-I-tell-your-inner-parents! 🙈😂🤧
They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.
Commentary:
Brain version 2.0: Now with 70% less stress-inducing whispers! 🤖🧠✨
The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.
Commentary:
Even my imaginary friends are requesting a transfer 😂👼😈
Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.
Commentary:
Kevin Costner better have some serious dance moves if he's taming two wolves at once! 🐺💃🐺
People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.
Commentary:
Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤