If I ever become a ghost, Iā€™m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

If I ever become a ghost, Iā€™m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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“Imagine being haunted by your own ghostly reminder to drink water 💧! That’s some next-level self-care even in the afterlife 👻. College me could definitely use a spectral nudge towards hydration…and maybe a few less all-nighters too! 😂 #GhostGoals”

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