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Looks like it's time for a hands-on performance 🎷👐✨
34 Funny self-expression quotes
The people that sing their heart out, but terribly, are my people.
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I call it "karaoke confidence" 🎤😅🎶
Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.
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Spooking my way through life: fabulous but forever needing a ghostly GPS! 👻✨🌲
Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?
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Embracing my inner unicorn because who needs normal anyway? 🦄✨
I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.
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Sounds like you hit all the high notes when no one's around! 🚗🚿🎤
None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.
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Maybe they need a new font called "Constantly Confused" just for us! 🤔😅📚
Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.
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Why grow up when you can decorate yourself with permanent adult-approved stickers? 🖍️😂💪
During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.
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Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦♂️
You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.
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"When I dance, even my mirror asks for a refund. 💃🪞😅"
If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.
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"Finally, a workout for my emotions—angry cardio! 😤😂💪"