Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.