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Stomach: "Nah, I’m on a strict vocal workout routine!" 🎶😆🍔
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The cinema vibe is my favorite. You literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.
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Lost in the popcorn void, emerging only for overpriced snacks 🍿🎬😄
Every day is literally just me distracting myself until the next day.
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Sounds like my plan to procrastinate on procrastination! 🎯😄
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
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Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.
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The eternal struggle: wanting to wash your troubles away but realizing you might have to leave the house wearing a bedsheet! 😅👗🧺
Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.
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Butterflies and delusion? Sounds like my last trip to the zoo! 🦋🤪
Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.
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Girlfriend magic: You text, and boom! They actually reply—who knew sorcery was so romantic? 📱💬✨
There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.
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Just make sure your "boss" doesn't accidentally mention how you used to entertain the whole "office" with karaoke Fridays! 🎤😂
Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!
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Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪