42 funny literally quotes - Wordgag

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

May 30, 2026

So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

May 30, 2026

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

May 30, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

May 30, 2026

There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.

May 30, 2026

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

May 30, 2026

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

May 30, 2026

The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?

May 30, 2026

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

May 30, 2026

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

May 29, 2026

The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

May 29, 2026

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

May 29, 2026

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

May 29, 2026

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

May 29, 2026

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

May 29, 2026

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

May 29, 2026

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

May 28, 2026

There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

May 28, 2026

You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

May 28, 2026

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

May 28, 2026

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

May 28, 2026

Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

May 28, 2026

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

May 28, 2026

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

May 28, 2026

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

May 28, 2026

Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

May 28, 2026

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

May 28, 2026

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

May 28, 2026

I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

May 26, 2026

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

May 20, 2026

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

May 20, 2026

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

May 19, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

May 19, 2026

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

May 19, 2026

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

May 19, 2026

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

May 19, 2026

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

May 19, 2026

We literally used to write an essay by hand.

May 19, 2026

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

May 19, 2026

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

May 19, 2026