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Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜
91 Funny face quotes
Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.
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When your rental home turns into a Monopoly board and you’re the one paying the premium on every square 🔄🏠💸🤣
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.
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Massive disappointment? Nah, you're just setting records in the "surprise achievement" category! 🏆😂👑
The official signal to go to sleep isn’t yawning. It’s dropping your phone directly onto your own face.
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Clearly, my phone thinks it's time for a bedtime face slam reminder!
The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.
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I hope your grin is permanent 😂🖊️
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.
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When your mind's in the gutter but your face is angelic enough to get away with it 😇🧠😈
My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.
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Selective hearing level: expert 🦸♂️👂🎯
People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.
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When your neighbor's tree accidentally becomes the neighborhood's holiday beacon 🎄🌟😂