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91 Funny face quotes

Funny face quotes 😂 are the perfect pick-me-up for any day, adding a splash of humor and a dash of silliness to your routine 🤪. Whether you’re seeking a giggle or just want to spread some smiles 😊, these quirky gems capture the essence of life’s playful moments. Dive into a world where faces tell the silliest stories and laughter is always the best accessory! 🥳

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Double chins are better than double faces.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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