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Cats are just nocturnal ninjas with questionable judgment 😂🐾🌙
93 Funny face quotes
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!
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Wow, my face must be a historical artifact of romantic chaos! 😜💕📜
Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.
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When your rental home turns into a Monopoly board and you’re the one paying the premium on every square 🔄🏠💸🤣
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.
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Massive disappointment? Nah, you're just setting records in the "surprise achievement" category! 🏆😂👑
The official signal to go to sleep isn’t yawning. It’s dropping your phone directly onto your own face.
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Clearly, my phone thinks it's time for a bedtime face slam reminder!
The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.
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I hope your grin is permanent 😂🖊️
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.
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When your mind's in the gutter but your face is angelic enough to get away with it 😇🧠😈