I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting older is just a fun game of 'Will this pillow kill my neck today?' 😂😴🛏️ Related funny posts 🤝 We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat. I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.