I want to make you say, βOh God,β in a way that makes God nervous. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to inspire heavenly panic with nothing but my charm and clumsiness ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ I donβt have a nervous system, I am a nervous system. I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour. People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itβs important to have self-belief. I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped. I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.