I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Awkwardness level: Expert π©π€π Related funny posts π I donβt flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks. I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically. One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear Iβll need, but I never look at them again. Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like. Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.