Tag Archives: Funny seduction quotes

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Awkwardness level: Expert 🎩🤓💃

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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Looks like my life is the ultimate seduction, considering even I can’t figure out what’s going on! 🤔🔍✨

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

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Still waiting with my garlic-flavored breath mints! 🧛‍♂️🧄🤣

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

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I'm prepared for the most fascinating TED Talk on rubber duck history! 🦆✨📚

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud"