54 funny flirt quotes - Wordgag

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

May 30, 2026

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

May 30, 2026

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

May 30, 2026

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

May 30, 2026

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

May 30, 2026

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

May 30, 2026

Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

May 29, 2026

Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

May 29, 2026

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

May 29, 2026

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

May 29, 2026

Can I come over and figure you out?

May 28, 2026

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

May 27, 2026

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

May 27, 2026

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

May 27, 2026

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

May 27, 2026

Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

May 27, 2026

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

May 26, 2026

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

May 26, 2026

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

May 26, 2026

Does your blood pump that way just for me?

May 26, 2026

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

May 26, 2026

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

May 26, 2026

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

May 26, 2026

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

May 26, 2026

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

May 26, 2026

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

May 26, 2026

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

May 26, 2026

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

May 26, 2026

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

May 26, 2026

Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

May 25, 2026

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

May 25, 2026

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

May 25, 2026

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

May 25, 2026

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

May 24, 2026

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

May 24, 2026

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

May 24, 2026

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

May 24, 2026

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

May 24, 2026

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

May 24, 2026

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

May 23, 2026