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I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please…

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please…

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When flirting is a rare event, cooperation is a must! 🕵️‍♂️💃 Please form an orderly line to flirt town! 🚦😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, cooperation, flirt, humor, i, please, relationship on Aug 13, 2025 by slickboy.

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