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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

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“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”