I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've got the grass-roots solution for filling your free time! 🌱😂🌿 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn. Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet. It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man. You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn. Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.