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Sounds like you've got the grass-roots solution for filling your free time! 🌱😂🌿
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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.
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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.
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When you wear Arab perfume, your presence enters the room 10 minutes before you do! 🌬️🕺✨
It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.
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I guess "Call Me Maybe" was just a beta test for stakeholder meetings 🎶📞🙃
I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”
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"Botox: when you're not competing with time, just the other Botox club members! 😆💉👵✨"
There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.
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Looks like this post needs some urgent CPR—Comment, Post, React! 😂❤️📈
My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.
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Dad-math strikes again: 2 kids = 0 kids. 🤔🧮👶👶
The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.
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When the bumpers side with the pins against you… 🎳😅 #BowlingFails
I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.
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Dream goal: mastering the art of the purr-fect nap 😺💤 Zero stress, just whisker bliss!
Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.
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Who knew my annoying superpower would have such an affordable price tag? 💸😄🌐