You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room ππ€πΈ Related funny posts π€ As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching! I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight. Itβs getting very expensive to be alive. Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait. People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”