Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack? Posted onMar 9, 2026Mar 9, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:Uh-oh, trading witty Slack banter for endless "Can you hear me now?" Teams meetings! Related funny posts 😂 The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams. Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call. I was not meant for Microsoft Teams. Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2% You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.