18 funny scary quotes - Wordgag

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

May 21, 2026

Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

May 19, 2026

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

May 19, 2026

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

May 19, 2026

Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

May 19, 2026

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

May 19, 2026

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

May 19, 2026

Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

May 18, 2026

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

May 18, 2026

Checking a selfie only to find there’s a demon in the reflection behind you, and it looks significantly healthier than you.

May 18, 2026

Switching jobs is so scary. What if they use Microsoft Teams instead of Slack?

May 18, 2026

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Apr 1, 2026

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Apr 1, 2026

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Mar 31, 2026

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Mar 28, 2026

I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

Mar 26, 2026

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Mar 26, 2026

Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

Mar 26, 2026