I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed. My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account. A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV. I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.