I dare you to try and be more single than me. Posted onMar 18, 2025Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Challenge accepted! I am so single, my plants ask me for dating advice šŖ“š #AllTheSingleLadies šāāļø" Related Funny Quotes š¤ Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I am single, please disturb me! You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?