Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Commentary:
“Perks of dating me: I’ll make you feel like the *sizzle* to my bacon 🥓… or the *steam* to my latte ☕️… or the *fireworks* to my 4th of July. Basically, I’ll ensure you’re the ‘hot’ topic wherever we go! 😎🔥 #sizzleandswag”

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