A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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"Who needs to worry about heights when you've got to navigate through doorways and squeeze into tight spaces? Forget skydiving, I've got to tackle the true challenge of fitting through a narrow hallway!"

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