Commentary:
Getting shorter with age: nature's way of helping you fit into tighter spaces! 🕯️😂🎈
18 Funny height quotes
Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.
Commentary:
Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
Commentary:
Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.
Commentary:
Finally, a perk of being short: fewer surprise face hugs from our eight-legged friends! 🕷️🤦♂️🙅♀️
I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.
Commentary:
"Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo"
All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Commentary:
"Now that's an organizing strategy I can get behind – after all, why not add a little alphabetical order to the chaos of different heights? Just imagine the confusion when you're torn between proudly standing tall and resigning yourself to your place in the alphabetical pecking order!"
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
Commentary:
"Who needs to worry about heights when you've got to navigate through doorways and squeeze into tight spaces? Forget skydiving, I've got to tackle the true challenge of fitting through a narrow hallway!"
All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.
Commentary:
"Because who needs a leaning tower of beef when you can have a glorious beefy pancake instead? 🍔🥞 #BringOnTheWideBurgers"
Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”
Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.
Commentary:
👻 "Seriously, tall ghosts in horror movies? That's just historically inaccurate haunting! Do those ghosts have secret access to growth spurt potions or what? Maybe they just stretched their bed sheets too much in the afterlife… 👻📜 #GhostGrowthSpurts"