Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples. Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna. I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.