Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”