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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂
30 Funny salad quotes
The problem with salad is, it’s salad.
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Salad: nature's way of reminding us that not all greens are as exciting as dollar bills 🥗💸😄
I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.
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Adulting Level: Expert 🧺🥗🚶♂️ #LivingTheDream #FlossLikeABoss 😄
The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.
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When your salad has more frequent flyer miles than you do 🥗💸✈️
You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.
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Lettuce rethink salad norms—toss in whatever; it’s a leafy affair gone rogue! 🥗🤪
Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.
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When you want to eat healthy but also party like a rockstar 🥗🍷🎉
This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.
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"Tastes like my gym membership just got revoked 😂🥗➡️🍪"
I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?
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Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗
Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.
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"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"
