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  • My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.
  • My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.
  • When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.
  • If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example.
  • “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.
  • I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.